Spells

Let’s be honest—some days just need hexing.

Maybe your coffee spilled, your brain refused to focus, or Mercury’s in retrograde again and your inbox is possessed. As a neuro-spicy, witchy author who juggles characters, chaos, and chronic tiredness like flaming swords… I get it. And when those bad days hit, I don’t just cope… I conjure.

Here are a few of my favourite low-spoons, high-impact, hex-the-blues-away rituals. Easy. Magical. Yours to steal.

The lavender latte exorcism

Grab your favourite mug. Brew something warm and comforting. My go-to? A lavender oat milk latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon (and a generous dose of rebellion).

While it steeps, stir it three times and say:

“Today may be chaos, but I am the storm.”

It’s not just a drink — it’s a declaration. And I promise that it’ll have you feeling in control by the third incantation!

The ‘Not today, Satan’ smoke cleanse

Burn something. I’m serious. Incense, a dried herb bundle, or your to-do list if you’re feeling particularly rebellious. Open a window, let that stale energy flee, and visualise yourself cloaked in protective glitter and utter disregard for anyone else’s nonsense. Bonus points if you wear a robe. Extra bonus points if it’s velvet.

The familiar therapy technique

Spend fifteen minutes with your pet. Or your plant. Or even a favourite rock you’ve named ‘Steve’. Talk to them. Complain. Laugh. Cry. Let your little creature of comfort ground you. Familiars don’t judge. They vibe. And sometimes, that’s all you need.

The mirror charm

This one? Sexy and powerful. Stand in front of the mirror, look yourself dead in the eye, and say:

“I am made of starlight and spite. Today will bow before me.”

You don’t have to feel like a badass to be one. The spell works whether you believe it or not.

The tiny ritual of letting go

Write down what’s weighing on you — even just one sentence. Fold it up. Light a candle. Hold the paper over the flame (safely, of course, darling) and whisper:

“I release you. I reclaim my energy.”

Then chuck that paper in a fire-safe dish and watch it burn. It’s drama. It’s theatre. It’s instant relief!

The bottom line is…

Self-care isn’t about perfection. It’s about power—reclaiming just enough of your magic to make it through the day without turning someone into a toad (tempting though it may be). So next time life kicks you in the broomstick, try a little witchy rebellion. Because bad days happen… but you? You happen harder.

P.S. Got a ritual of your own? Drop it in the comments. I live for a good low-effort spell suggestion 🔥